Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
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I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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