I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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