called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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