Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Randomize
