My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
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because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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