She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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