At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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