Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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