I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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