We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I need to align my fucking chakras
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