My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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