Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.