# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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