I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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