butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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