i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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