I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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