You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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