How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
The power of my boobs compel you
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Randomize
