dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
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