he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
She bit a glass in half.
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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