is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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