Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Drake has all the answers
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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