I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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