Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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