I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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