Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Dicks are not precious.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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