...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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