Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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