I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
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You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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