He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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