She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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