I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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