nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
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