Where is the hickey?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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