Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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