garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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