I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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