Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
it was like eating out sand paper
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
The power of my boobs compel you
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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