i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize