After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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