He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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