Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I would ride that face into the sunset
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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