dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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