I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize