I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
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He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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