the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Someone signed my nipple.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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