doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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