I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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