I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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