so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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