My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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