He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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