I skipped work to stalk him.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
There was a lot of him and a little penis
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Randomize
