You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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