yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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