just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I deserve this hangover.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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