I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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